I’ll start if off!
“I hit it last night, you can have it tonight.”
His first bit of controversy, and what is The Chosen One’s first response?
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Attorney General Michael Mukasey collapsed while giving a speech to the Federalist Society tonight. It appears to have been a stroke. Prayers.
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Some incredible photos from the newly-central front in the War on Terror.
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What we’ve seen in the smears against Sarah Palin go beyond the normal post-election squabbling.
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Thank you to our heroes. It’s you who make this grand experiment called America possible.
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All is not lost. An Obama presidency does provide an opportunity for Conservatives.
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Caption Contest:
I’ll start if off!
“I hit it last night, you can have it tonight.”
That, my friend, is disgusting.
“Chuck, what’s that smell, is that you or Nancy again?”
“Quit praying, we don’t have to pretend any more, you’re freaking me out.”
Does that say star kist on her underwear???
“Wasn’t Biden supposed to be here too? Did they forget to let him out of the closet?”
“I think you’re lowballing it, Chuck - I bet she’s scheduled at least 3 more facelifts before inauguration day.”
Great one law! Hiden Biden hasn’t been seen in some time.
“Have you heard the one about the three Marxists before? No? Ok, so Karl, Groucho, and Obama walk into a bar....”
“I’m telling you, when you do finally sell your Inauguration Tickets, go with Craigslist. I made a sh-tload more money there than Nancy made on eBay...”
Pelousy thinks: “I’m so excited I will be able to waste more taxpayer dollars on anti-Freedom anti-Capitalist nutbag causes!!!”
GReid whispers to Shumer: “What’s that knot in the back of Nancy’s head? Is that where the docs tighten her face?”
Nancy: “Let us clasp hands and pray...."All Hail Lord Obama!!”
Reid whispers to Shumer: “I can’t BELIEVE how stupid and easily manipulated the voters are.”
Shumer replies: “Yes, our Marxist plan to control information by destroying public education and controlling the mainstream media is now complete.”
“They bought it, they really bought it”
In the spirit of Ace Ventura Pet Detective:
My esteemed colleagues, Mr.Reid, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken… if the Pelosi is indeed a woman, as she claims to be… then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen!
[turns Lois around to reveal a bulge in her nether regions]
“Hey Chuck… I took Nancy to the taxidermist. Lifelike, isn’t she?”
Have a towel! You won’t believe her periods!
Oh man, that is filthy.
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